"Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be."

"Love is this divine ingredient. It alone describes what can be our perfect relationship to our Heavenly Father and our family and neighbors, and the means by which we accomplish His work."

"On going to war over religion: You're basically killing each other to prove who's got the better imaginary friend."

"For a thinking creature of high intellect there can be no pleasure separate from emotion. If you deny men emotion you deny them pleasure."

"Hardly a competent workman can be found who does not devote a considerable amount of time to studying just how slowly he can work and still convince his employer that he is going at a good pace."

"Years wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul."

"Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends."

"He who marries a widow will often have a dead man's head thrown in his dish."

"We're more popular than Jesus now; I dont know which will go first; rock 'n' roll or Christianity."

"The more laws, the less justice."

"#3537. Superfluity does not vitiate."

"Any fool can make a rule,and any fool will mind it."