"Is there life before death?"

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

"I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck."

"Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport."

"Cogito ergo spud. - I think, therefore I yam"

"One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong."

"Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months."

"Being in a ship is like being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned."

"For every thousand hacking at the leaves of evil, there is one striking at the root."

"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."

"Go away. I'm all right."

"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversations as a dog does."