"Ability will never catch up with the demand for it."

"Keeping score of old scores and scars, getting even and one-upping, always make you less than you are."

"When in doubt, duck."

"Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one."

"There is never enough time, unless you're serving it."

"By the time we've made it, we've had it."

"Irony is the hygiene of the mind."

"With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying."

"My work is done, why wait?"

"Abraham Lincoln and Millard Fillmore had the same title. They were both presidents of the United States, but their tenure in office and their legacy could not be more different."

"Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations."

"Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport."