"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it."

"I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."

"I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of it in only eight minutes."

"It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature."

"I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it."

"They say the sun never sets over the British Empire, but it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded."

"What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies."

"Truth has not special time of its own. Its hour is now -- always and indeed then most truly when it seems unsuitable to actual circumstances."

"Human excellence means nothing unless it works with the consent of God."

"We are born believing. A man bears beliefs, as a tree bears apples."

"If you want to endure life, prepare yourself for death."

"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable."