"Famous actress bragging about her husband: Look at him, isn't he beautiful I have kept him for seven years now' Dorothy Parker: Don't Worry--he'll come back in style'"

"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised."

"'Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city."

"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."

"The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism."

"Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt."

"Our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks, sermons in stones, and good in everything."

"A pessimist thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it."

"Our goal can only be reached through a vehicle of a pain, in which we must fervently believe, and upon which we must vigorously act. There is no other route to success."

"Let Hercules himself do what he may, the cat will mew, and dog will have his day."

"Neither great poverty nor great riches will hear reason."

"I am nobody, who are you? Are you nobody, too? Then that's a pair of us!"